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ACT TWO
Scene 1

  Time : Five months later; March, 1829.
Place : York Gaol.

Curtain rises on interior of ground floor cell; door from corridor stage left; window with bars stage right; sun shining on opposite wall, faint shadow of a gallows. From basement cell there are random female shouts and shrieks. There is a rough plank bed, a table, and a chair. Torn fabric loosely hanging from nails cuts off portion of bed. As the curtain rises Francis Collins is seated at the table, quill in hand, writing. Hands, feet and body are cold. He stops writing, leans back, half turns to audience and speaks as if talking to himself.

COLLINS
Dammit all. Did I ever think, did I ever dream, did I ever imagine in my wildest imaginings, I would be celebrating my birthday in a gaol, in Canada of all places. (turning directly to audience, and rising to his feet.)

When I think of it, when I was a lad growing up in Newry, near hand the Mountains of Mourne adjacent to the sea, emigrating to Canada never entered my mind. I was content to be a printer, like my father and my uncle before me. But I had to go and better myself, to become a publisher with my own newspaper, The Ulster Recorder.

And I fell in love (pause) - with my dove Ann, and she the daughter of one of the leading families in the county.

Then came Castlereagh, and his newspaper tax, bad cess and more to both of them, and I lost my paper, and I lost my country, and I damn near lost Ann too. I came to Canada, and she followed me. And now what is her reward? Here I am in a gaol house cell; above me a debtors' prison; below me a lunatic asylum. And a gallows being made ready to hang a man outside my own cell window. I suppose, I suppose you could call it a cell with a view. But somehow I don't think this is the way things were meant to be.

(Above muffled shrieks there is the sound of footsteps coming along the corridor. The Sheriff, Jarvis, brings Ann Collins into the cell. She is carrying a basket.)

JARVIS
Here you are Collins. The Missus herself to see you. Now you can both see the hanging for free. The best seats in the house! (Ann rushes across to Collins; they embrace. Jarvis laughs.) I'll leave you to it. I have a hanging to look after. (exits.)
COLLINS
Ah, Ann! Ann my dove! Sure I was just talking about you.
ANN
Talking about me, Francis! And to whom? To the poor people below, or the poor people above?
COLLINS
To myself, Ann; and maybe to the world too.
ANN
Go on, Francis. Is it going mad you are? Talking to the world you say. There's not much of a world here in a gaol house cell. And it your birthday! Oh! And the children said to say happy birthday. Sure they miss you, Francis. They miss their daddy, terribly.
COLLINS
My poor girls. Poor wee Mary, and poor wee Margaret! How are they? Thanks be to God they're too young to know what's really happening to their daddy. Oh Ann, Ann, Ann! I'm sorry love; sorrier than I can tell you that you have to come to see me in a prison cell. Although, thank God, you're allowed to come.
ANN
Hush now. I'm not complaining. Have you ever heard me complain once? Where you are; where we are, together, there's world enough for me.
COLLINS
Ann, my dove Ann, what would life be like without you? A wilderness, a desert, a whole nothing surrounded by emptiness.
ANN
No sea.
COLLINS
No mountains.
ANN
No sun.
COLLINS
No moon.
ANN
No light.
COLLINS
Nothing.
ANN
Nothing . (Pause) Francis --
COLLINS
Yes, my dove?
ANN
That's blarney.
COLLINS
Yes, my dove, but 'tis true blarney. (They embrace and kiss again.)
ANN
Enough of that for now, Francis. I have some news will cheer you up. The whole House of Assembly has been meeting in committee for three days solid, three whole days, and you, Francis, my dear man, the centre of attention.
COLLINS
Tell me ! Tell me more. Tell me everything!
ANN
Hold on a minute, I can do better (pulling wad of paper from her basket.) Here's the transcript. Didn't John Carey himself take down every word of it. It's going to be in The Observer, and he says you can have this copy for the Freeman.

Seventeen times, Francis, they voted in your favour. Seventeen times they condemned your trial as a farce and a travesty. Seventeen times they called for a reversal of the sentence. Seventeen times they've asked for clemency. The whole Assembly is petitioning the King on your behalf!

COLLINS
The King! But what about Colbourne? What about the new Lieutenant- Governor?
ANN
Colbourne! Colbourne! Don't mention Colbourne to me. Didn't the Assembly petition him first, and didn't he turn them flat down, flatter than a pancake. Here, read it yourself. (Collins reads silently.)
COLLINS
In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, Ann, did you read this? Did you read this? That get of a judge, Sherwood, he's admitted it! He's admitted it! Listen to what he wrote to Colbourne:

"Taking all the circumstances of the case into consideration, Mr. Justice Hagerman and myself deemed the sentence which we passed on the defendant, both proper and necessary, for the public good." For the public good, my foot! For the good of the Sherwoods, the Robinsons, the Boultons, the Jarvises, the Smalls, the Rideouts, the whole kit and caboodle of "our betters," our self-proclaimed York aristocracy. The whole damn lot! (Stamps his feet on the floor.)

CHANT
(from below) The whole damn lot -- the whole damn lot -- the whole damn lot -- the whole--
ANN
Oh, Francis --
COLLINS
Below there! Hold it, hold it, friends. (Shrieks from below, and laughter. Noise fades.)
ANN
I'm sorry Francis; I'm sorry. I'm almost as sorry for them as for you.
COLLINS

Sorry, Ann? Listen to this -- Oh, what a birthday present. You're right, seventeen resolutions! Listen to this one (reads):

"Resolved - That is appears from the appended copy of the letter of Judge Sherwood to His Excellency (marked E) that Mr. Justice Hagerman, alleged on the record to be libelled, did concern himself with Mr. Justice Sherwood in measuring the punishment of the defendant, without necessity for it, further violating the rule that a man shall not be a judge in his own case. Carried 29 to 11 !"

By the powers, Ann; by the powers. (Shrieking and catcalls from below.)

Quiet, you poor miserable wretches! Quiet! (sound lessens.) Listen to this, Ann, just listen! (reading):

"To the King's Most Excellent Majesty -

Most Gracious Sovereign

WE, Your Majesty's dutiful and loyal subjects, the Commons of Upper Canada in Provincial Parliament assembled, humbly request your Majesty's most favourable consideration of the resolutions and documents accompanying this Address, and humbly pray your Majesty to extend to Francis Collins the Royal clemency by remitting the residue of his punishment--which act of mercy will be most acceptable to the people of this province, and be regarded by us as a fresh proof of your Majesty's gracious disposition to consult the wishes and happiness of your people in all parts of your ample dominions."

Carried by a vote of 24 to 8; three to one, Ann; three to one! Twenty four good men and true; Baldwin, Blacklock, Buell; Cawthra, Dalton, Ewing; Hornor, Ketchum, Kilborn; Lefferty, Lockwood, Lyons, McDonald, Mackenzie, Malcolm and Matthews; Perry; Peterson - Peterson; John Rolph; Shaver, Smith, Thomson; James Wilson, and Woodruff! (dances around the cell with Ann, singing "Baldwin, Blacklock and Buell; Baldwin, Blacklock and Buell --"

ANN
Francis, slow down; slow down.
CHANT
(from below) Baldwin, Blacklock and Buell; Baldwin, Blacklock and Buell -- (sound of hammering without - chant lessens.)
ANN
What's that? (hammering continues)
COLLINS
(quietly) The last nails going into the gallows, and the crowd with the blood lust on them. (Moans from below.)
ANN
I saw the hideous thing on my way in.
COLLINS
And you can see the shadow of it coming clearer on the wall behind you. (More moans from below.)
ANN
Francis, I don't like it; I don't like it.
COLLINS
There now Ann. Come over here (leads her to the plank bed.) Turn your head away from it. There, dove, pay no attention. Look, I'll fasten this curtain up better (starts to re-arrange curtain around bed.)
ANN
But what if Jarvis comes back? Francis, you're crazy.
COLLINS
Sure the bugger can't come back. He's got a hanging to run. Didn't you hear him yourself? (He leans Ann back on the bed.) Besides, it's me birthday! (Sounds offstage, shouts and howls from the basement, and a drum beats.)
ANN
Can't you do anything better with the curtain, Francis? Look in the basket. There's a couple of yards of stuff there.
COLLINS
And you say I'm crazy! Sure you're a wonder yourself to be thinking ahead like that. (Gets material from basket.) I'm sure it got here all by itself!

(arranges the curtain to provide better privacy. Ann slides back out of sight.)

ANN
Francis, what will they think of us?
COLLINS
Och, Ann, let's not waste time. You know what I want; you know what I've missed most.
ANN
And I've missed it too. May God forgive me, Francis, but --
COLLINS
Shush, love. Shush a stoir, a chroidhe. (Drum beats quicken, crowd noises press in, lunatics yowl.)
ANN
Oh, Francis!
COLLINS
Shush, dove; shush. (Suddenly the shadow of a man hanging from the gallows appears on the wall opposite the window. Drum beat stops. Silence falls. There is movement continuing behind the roughly curtained bed. In a few moments footsteps are heard coming along corridor.)
ANN
Francis, Francis, he's coming!
COLLINS
Bedad, he's not the only one.
ANN
Francis, would you for the love of God --
COLLINS
All right, dove; all right. Here, try to get yourself straightened out. (Collins backs out from behind curtain, arranging his clothes. Enter Jarvis.)
JARVIS
Well, now, Mr. bloody proprietor Collins, and how did you like the hanging? Twenty years ago it would have been your neck was stretched..
COLLINS

As hangings go, Sheriff, I'ld say tolerable, God rest the poor sod. But don't look back, Sheriff; look ahead. Twenty years from now where will you be? Where will we all be? Do you think that you and your friends in the Family Compact are going to rule forever? Do you think you can keep people under your heel forever? Do you think you can curb the Press forever -- the Freeman, the Observer, the Gazette, the Vindicator? Crush one and another will rise in it's place.

Subvert justice, and a committee of the House of Assembly will expose it. They've done it now in York. They did it in Philadelphia not so long ago. And they'll do it again, and again, and again, as long and as often as it takes for corruption to be exposed and democracy to triumph.

JARVIS
Yankee-loving bastard! The triumph of democracy! You needn't put too much faith in your precious parlimentary committees.
COLLINS
They're petitioning the King!
JARVIS
And how long do you think it's going to take for any petition to reach London from here? Who do you think's going to decide whether it goes by fast packet or slow schooner --
COLLINS
What we need is a good public postal service.
JARVIS
And do you think that will speed it up? You can have your postal service if you want, but don't look for any great improvement. Somebody will still decide what goes fast and what goes slow, and that somebody will be one of us. (Stops, looks around.) And where is Mr. Francis bloody proprietor Collins's wife? Where's your bloody Sheila?
COLLINS
How dare you insult my wife, you miserable cur -- (rushes at Jarvis who dodges behind table; Ann hastens from behind curtain.)
ANN
Francis -- no! Francis -- no! Let him be. I heard what he said. It's no mind.
COLLINS
No mind is it? If I get my hands --
ANN
No, Francis! I forbid it. (Francis stops attempt to get at Jarvis.)
JARVIS
Well, now, Mrs. Collins, I'm glad one of you has some sense. Let him hit me and he'll be here for the rest of his life. And how did yourself enjoy the hanging -- though I doubt you could see much back there behind the curtain. I suppose it was on your knees, praying you were, for the soul of the poor devil at the end of the rope.
COLLINS
You miserable blackguard. I'll -- I'll --
ANN
Francis, no! I'm going home now. Have you got anything for me to take for this week's paper?
COLLINS
Here (lifting sheets from table), take these. You can sort them out later.
JARVIS
Aren't we lenient! Here you are, a convicted libeller, and we still let you scribble for your rag. And do we get one word of thanks? Not one! Come, Madam, your visit is over. (Starts to move toward door.)
COLLINS
No, Jarvis, you're not lenient. If the law didn't allow it, you would be the happiest man in the world to deny me quill and paper. But because the law does allow it which one of us is the happier this day in York Gaol -- you, because you put a hempen rope around some condemned prisoner's neck? Or maybe 'tis I, with my quill and paper, who has fashioned a rope to hang a whole system of rotten government run by your accursed Family Compact friends? Time will tell, Jarvis; time will tell.
ANN
Goodbye, Francis (kisses him.) I'll tell the girls their daddy is well and asking for them.
JARVIS
Come on. I'm listening to no more. (Exits with Ann.)
COLLINS
(addressing the audience.) You know, the pity of it all is that that man absolutely believes he is right. (Shrieks and mad laughter from below.)
(Curtain and brief interval)


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